Free teenagers sayings, quotes and quotations
In order to know whether a human being is young or old, offer it food of different kinds at short intervals. If young, it will eat anything at any hour of the day or night.
~teenagers sayings by Oliver Wendell Holmes
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.
~inspirational sayings about Teenagers quotes by Mark Twain, Old Times on the Mississippi Atlantic Monthly, 1874
It is hard to convince a high-school student that he will encounter a lot of problems more difficult than those of algebra and geometry.
~teenagers quotes by Edgar W. Howe
What a shame that allowances have to stop with the teens: both those that are paid to us and those that are made for us.
~famous quotes about Teenagers by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud snort noises.) I don't know why parents don't do this more often. Usually it makes the kid laugh. Sometimes it sends him into shock. Either way it quiets him down. If you're a parent, acting like a rhino has another advantage. Keep it up until the kid is a teenager and he definitely won't have his friends hanging around your house all the time.
~teenagers sayings by P.J. O'Rourke
Little children, headache; big children, heartache.
~teenagers sayings by Italian Proverb
Teenagers complain there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it.
~inspirational sayings about Teenagers quotes by Bob Phillips
I am beautiful as I am. I am the shape that was gifted. My breasts are no longer perky and upright like when I was a teenager. My hips are wider than that of a fashion model's. For this I am glad, for these are the signs of a life lived.
~teenagers quotes by Cindy Olsen, co-owner of The Body Objective
The Virgin Mary was an unwed teenage mother.
~famous quotes about Religion by Author Unknown
There is nothing wrong with today's teenager that twenty years won't cure.
~teenagers sayings by Author Unknown
Telling a teenager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath.
~teenagers sayings by Arnold H. Glasow
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.
~inspirational sayings about Teenagers quotes by Will Rogers
My adolescence progressed normally: enough misery to keep the death wish my usual state, an occasional high to keep me from actually taking the gas-pipe.
~teenagers quotes by Faye Moskowitz
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
~famous quotes about Teenagers by Erma Bombeck
Why do children want to grow up? Because they experience their lives as constrained by immaturity and perceive adulthood as a condition of greater freedom and opportunity. But what is there today, in America, that very poor and very rich adolescents want to do but cannot do? Not much: they can do drugs, have sex, make babies, and get money (from their parents, crime, or the State). For such adolescents, adulthood becomes synonymous with responsibility rather than liberty. Is it any surprise that they remain adolescents?
~teenagers sayings by Thomas Szasz
The man who doesn't relax and hoot a few hoots voluntarily, now and then, is in great danger of hooting hoots and standing on his head for the edification of the pathologist and trained nurse, a little later on
~teenagers sayings by Elbert Hubbard
Abstainer, n. A weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
~good sayings about Self-Control by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911
Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, disregard of all rules and sadistic pleasure in witnessing violence: in other words, it is war minus the shooting... there are quite enough real causes of trouble already, and we need not add to them by encouraging young men to kick each other on the shins amid the roars of infuriated spectators.
~teenagers quotes by George Orwell
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.
~motivational quotes about Society sayings by Marcus Aurelius
A nation is a society united by a delusion about its ancestry and by common hatred of its neighbours.
~teenagers sayings by William R. Inge
We all live in the protection of certain cowardices which we call our principles.
~teenagers sayings by Mark Twain
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
~good sayings about War by Author Unknown
Adam ate the apple, and our teeth still ache.
~teenagers quotes by Hungarian Proverb
Fear less, hope more; eat less, chew more; whine less, breathe more; talk less, say more; hate less, love more; and all good things are yours.
~motivational quotes about Wise Words sayings by Swedish Proverb
We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn't matter.
~teenagers sayings by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
If Columbus had an advisory committee he would probably still be at the dock.
~teenagers sayings by Arthur Goldberg
There is a loftier ambition than merely to stand high in the world. It is to stoop down and lift mankind a little higher
~good sayings about Mankind by Henry Van Dyke
Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?
~teenagers quotes by Jules Feiffer
To think of playing cricket for hard cash! Money and gentility would ruin any pastime under the sun.
~motivational quotes about Sports sayings by Mary Russell Mitford, 1823
No man is as anti-feminist as a really feminine woman.
~teenagers sayings by Frank O'Connor
A gun gives you the body, not the bird.
~teenagers sayings by Henry David Thoreau
Society attacks early, when the individual is helpless.
~good sayings about Civilization by B.F.Skinner
For safety is not a gadget but a state of mind.
~teenagers quotes by Eleanor Everet
Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the little voice at the end of the day that says I'll try again tomorrow.
~motivational quotes about Courage sayings by Mary Anne Radmacher
If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito
~teenagers sayings by Betty Reese
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