Free marriage sayings, quotes and quotations
It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.
~marriage quotes by Balzac, Physiologie du mariage, 1829
Marriage is three parts love and seven parts forgiveness of sins.
~inspirational sayings about Marriage quotes by Langdon Mitchell
Many marriages are simply working partnerships between businessmen and housekeepers.
~marriage quotes by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
~famous quotes about Marriage by Phyllis Diller, Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints, 1966
[M]y mother once told me that if a married couple puts a penny in a pot for every time they make love in the first year, and takes a penny out every time after that, they'll never get all the pennies out of the pot.
~marriage sayings by Armistead Maupin, Tales of the City, 1978
One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.
~marriage quotes by Judith Viorst
Three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
~inspirational sayings about Marriage quotes by Author Unknown
Marriage changes passion - suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
~marriage quotes by Author Unknown
A first-rate marriage is like a first-rate hotel: expensive, but worth it.
~famous quotes about Marriage by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.
~marriage sayings by Jean Rostand, Le Mariage, 1927
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
~marriage quotes by Sacha Guitry, Elles et toi, 1948
It takes a loose rein to keep a marriage tight.
~inspirational sayings about Marriage quotes by John Stevenson
Often the difference between a successful marriage and a mediocre one consists of leaving about three or four things a day unsaid.
~marriage quotes by Harlan Miller
Alimony - The ransom that the happy pay to the devil.
~famous quotes about Marriage by H.L. Mencken, Sententiae, A Book of Burlesques, 1920
Wedlock is a padlock.
~marriage sayings by John Ray, English Proverbs
It is in moments of illness that we are compelled to recognize that we live not alone but chained to a creature of a different kingdom, whole worlds apart, who has no knowledge of us and by whom it is impossible to make ourselves understood: our body.
~marriage quotes by Marcel Proust
It is often hard to distinguish between the hard knocks in life and those of opportunity.
~good sayings about Opportunities by Frederick Phillips
We live under a government of men and morning newspapers.
~marriage quotes by Wendell Phillips
Guys are like roses. You've got to watch out for the pricks.
~motivational quotes about Men sayings by Author Unknown
You can get all A's and still flunk life.
~marriage sayings by Walker Percy
The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it.
~marriage quotes by Henry David Thoreau
The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity
~good sayings about Birthday Sayings by Seneca
And Man created the plastic bag and the tin and aluminum can and the cellophane wrapper and the paper plate, and this was good because Man could then take his automobile and buy all his food in one place and He could save that which was good to eat in the refrigerator and throw away that which had no further use. And soon the earth was covered with plastic bags and aluminum cans and paper plates and disposable bottles and there was nowhere to sit down or walk, and Man shook his head and cried: Look at this Godawful mess.
~marriage quotes by Art Buchwald, 1970
It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
~motivational quotes about Generations sayings by George Burns
I have my own particular sorrows, loves, delights; and you have yours. But sorrow, gladness, yearning, hope, love, belong to all of us, in all times and in all places. Music is the only means whereby we feel these emotions in their universality.
~marriage sayings by H.A. Overstreet
If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.
~marriage quotes by Earl Wilson
That some good can be derived from every event is a better proposition than that everything happens for the best, which it assuredly does not
~good sayings about Patriot Day by James K. Feibleman
Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt.
~marriage quotes by Clarence Darrow
The bicycle is the most civilized conveyance known to man. Other forms of transport grow daily more nightmarish. Only the bicycle remains pure in heart.
~motivational quotes about Bicycling sayings by Iris Murdoch, The Red and the Green
The average Ph.D. thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
~marriage sayings by J. Frank Dobie
Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.
~marriage quotes by Jean Rostand, Le Mariage, 1927
Someday is not a day of the week.
~good sayings about Procrastination by Author Unknown
There are no perfect men in this world, only perfect intentions.
~marriage quotes by Pen Densham, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
Surely a man needs a closed place wherein he may strike root and, like the seed, become. But also he needs the great Milky Way above him and the vast sea spaces, though neither stars nor ocean serve his daily needs.
~motivational quotes about Wise Words sayings by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Wisdom of the Sands, translated from French by Stuart Gilbert
A race track is a place where windows clean people.
~marriage sayings by Danny Thomas
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