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They are supposed to be dispassionate dispensers of Pure Justice, icy islands of emotionless calculation. In short, umpires should be acute Republicans.
~greatest baseball sayings by George F. Will, 1990
It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone.
~inspirational sayings about Baseball quotes by A. Bartlett Giamatti, The Green Fields of the Mind, Yale Alumni Magazine, November 1977
Wives of ballplayers, when they teach their children their prayers, should instruct them how to say: God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Babe Ruth. Babe Ruth has upped Daddy's paycheck by fifteen to forty percent.
~est baseball quotes by Waite Hoyt
Reading about baseball is a lot more interesting than reading about chess, but you have to wonder: Don't any of these guys ever go fishing?
~famous quotes about Baseball by Dave Shiflett, quoted in Houston Chronicle, 29 April 1990
Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel.
~est baseball sayings by Roger Simon, 1988
Kids today are looking for idols, but sometimes they look too far... They don't have to look any farther than their home because those are the people that love you. They are the real heroes
~greatest baseball sayings by Bobby Bonilla
I see great things in baseball. It's our game - the American game. It will take our people out-of-doors, fill them with oxygen, give them a larger physical stoicism. Tend to relieve us from being a nervous, dyspeptic set. Repair these losses, and be a blessing to us.
~inspirational sayings about Baseball quotes by Walt Whitman
Coaching third with a pitcher on base is like being a member of a bomb disposal squad. The thing could blow up in your face at any moment
~est baseball quotes by Rocky Bridges
I don't know why people like the home run so much. A home run is over as soon as it starts.... The triple is the most exciting play of the game. A triple is like meeting a woman who excites you, spending the evening talking and getting more excited, then taking her home. It drags on and on. You're never sure how it's going to turn out.
~famous quotes about Baseball by George Foster, 1978
The press box at Wrigley Field in Chicago is an extended narrow shed, two rows deep, that is precariously bolted to the iron rafters just underneath the park's second deck. To gain access, one must climb a steeply angled ramp and clamber down a little starboard companionway, guarded at its foot by a uniformed minion and then proceed giddily along a catwalk that hangs directly above the tiered, circling rows of seats and spectators behind home plate
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With those who don't give a damn about baseball, I can only sympathize. I do not resent them. I am even willing to concede that many of them are physically clean, good to their mothers and in favor of world peace. But while the game is on, I can't think of anything to say to them.
~greatest baseball sayings by Art Hill
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.
~inspirational sayings about Baseball quotes by Rogers Hornsby
Pro-rated at 500 at-bats a year that means that for two years out of the fourteen I played, I never even touched the ball.
~est baseball quotes by Norm Cash, on his 1,081 strikeouts
In baseball you hit your home run over the right-field fence, the left-field fence, the center-field fence. Nobody cares. In golf everything has got to be right over second base.
~famous quotes about Golf by Ken Harrelson
I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats.
~est baseball sayings by Woody Allen, on the Ku Klux Klan
[T]he bicycle is the most efficient machine ever created: Converting calories into gas, a bicycle gets the equivalent of three thousand miles per gallon.
~greatest baseball sayings by Bill Strickland, The Quotable Cyclist
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
~good sayings about Cats by Mark Twain
All the knowledge I possess everyone else can acquire, but my heart is all my own.
~est baseball quotes by Johann von Goethe, The Sorrows of Young Werther, 1774
If time and space are curved, where do all of the straight people come from?
~motivational quotes about Homosexuality sayings by Author Unknown
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.
~est baseball sayings by Peter De Vries
Great food is like great sex. The more you have the more you want.
~greatest baseball sayings by Gael Greene
The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.
~good sayings about Smoking by Author Unknown
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and... mothers. Only your grandmother and Ghengis Khan know how to do it.
~est baseball quotes by Billy Cosby
There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly imagine.
~motivational quotes about Age sayings by Logan Pearsall Smith
Life is made up of constant calls to action, and we seldom have time for more than hastily contrived answers.
~est baseball sayings by Learned Hand
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
~greatest baseball sayings by Milton Berle
The wastebasket is a writer's best friend.
~good sayings about Writing by Isaac Bashevis Singer
Faced with the choice between changing one's mind and proving that there is no need to do so, almost everyone gets busy on the proof.
~est baseball quotes by John Kenneth Galbraith
The only good thing about punctuality is that it usually gets you an apology.
~motivational quotes about Apologies sayings by Author Unknown
No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means.
~est baseball sayings by George Bernard Shaw
There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness and death.
~greatest baseball sayings by Fran Lebowitz
To have some idea what it's like, stand in the outside lane of a motorway, get your mate to drive his car at you at 95 mph and wait until he's 12 yards away, before you decide which way to jump.
~good sayings about Baseball by Geoffrey Boycott, 1989, how a cricket batsman feels when facing a fast bowler
Grief is a species of idleness.
~est baseball quotes by Samuel Johnson
The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
~motivational quotes about Jewelry sayings by Salvador Dalí
Look at the trees, look at the birds, look at the clouds, look at the stars... and if you have eyes you will be able to see that the whole existence is joyful. Everything is simply happy. Trees are happy for no reason; they are not going to become prime ministers or presidents and they are not going to become rich and they will never have any bank balance. Look at the flowers - for no reason. It is simply unbelievable how happy flowers are.
~est baseball sayings by Osho
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