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A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death
~great puns by Albert Einstein
If I were to begin life again, I would devote it to music. It is the only cheap and unpunished rapture upon earth. Sydney Smith
~inspirational sayings about Music quotes by
Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master.
~puns quotes by Jesse Jackson
War should be made a crime, and those who instigate it should be punished as criminals.
~famous quotes about War by Charles Evans Hughes
In nature, there are neither rewards nor punishments; there are consequences.
~puns sayings by Robert Greene Ingersoll, The New Testament, Some Reasons Why, 1881
Football combines two of the worst things in American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings
~great puns by George Will
I... recommend to every one of my Readers, the keeping a Journal of their Lives for one Week, and setting down punctually their whole Series of Employments during that Space of Time. This kind of Self-Examination would give them a true State of themselves, and incline them to consider seriously what they are about. One Day would rectifie the Omissions of another, and make a Man weigh all those indifferent Actions, which, though they are easily forgotten, must certainly be accounted for.
~inspirational sayings about Self-Discovery quotes by Joseph Addison, 1712
Football is a mistake. It combines two of the worst things about American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings.
~puns quotes by George Will
A pun is not bound by the laws which limit nicer wit. It is a pistol let off at the ear; not a feather to tickle the intellect.
~famous quotes about Puns by Charles Lamb, Popular Fallacies: That the Worst Puns are the Best, Last Essays of Elia, 1833
It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.
~puns sayings by Voltaire, War
A pun does not commonly justify a blow in return. But if a blow were given for such cause, and death ensued, the jury would be judges both of the facts and of the pun, and might, if the latter were of an aggravated character, return a verdict of justifiable homicide.
~great puns by Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., The Autocrat of the Breakfast-Table, 1858
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.
~inspirational sayings about Politics quotes by Plato
The only good thing about punctuality is that it usually gets you an apology.
~puns quotes by Author Unknown
It always amazes me to see people making a decision to never forgive. It’s like trying to punish their tormentors by harming themselves.
~famous quotes about Success by Nisandeh Neta
One of irony's greatest accomplishments is that one cannot punish the wrongdoing of another without committing a wrongdoing himself.
~puns sayings by Tas Soft Wind
I perhaps owe having become a painter to flowers.
~great puns by Claude Monet
[M]ovie-making is the process of turning money into light. All they have at the end of the day is images flickering on a wall.
~good sayings about Cinema by John Boorman, Money into Light, 1985
Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men
~puns quotes by Joseph Conrad
Women.... Who made 'em? God must have been a... genius. Their hair. They say that the hair is everything, you know? Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls, and just wanted to go to sleep forever?
~motivational quotes about Hair sayings by Bo Goldman, The Start of an Education,made popular by the movie Scent of a Woman
Learning sleeps and snores in libraries, but wisdom is everywhere, wide awake, on tiptoe.
~puns sayings by Josh Billings
You can never plan the future by the past.
~great puns by Edmund Burke, Letter to a Member of the National Assembly
There are at least two kinds of cowards. One kind always lives with himself, afraid to face the world. The other kind lives with the world, afraid to face himself.
~good sayings about Self by Roscoe Snowden
Nothing wrong with shooting as long as the right people get shot
~puns quotes by Clint Eastwood
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
~motivational quotes about Food sayings by Carl Sagan
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
~puns sayings by Johnny Carson
Dreams are answers to questions we haven't yet figured out how to ask.
~great puns by X-Files
Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to.
~good sayings about Home by John Ed Pearce
Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year. No man has learned anything rightly, until he knows that every day is Doomsday.
~puns quotes by Ralph Waldo Emerson
You ask: what is the meaning or purpose of life? I can only answer with another question: do you think we are wise enough to read God's mind?
~motivational quotes about God sayings by Freeman Dyson, quoted in The Meaning of Life, compiled by Hugh S. Moorhead
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
~puns sayings by Author Unknown
The time is always right to do what is right
~great puns by Martin Luther King, Jr.
A single conversation with a wise man is better than ten years of study.
~good sayings about Wisdom by Chinese Proverb
Much happiness is overlooked because it doesn’t cost anything.
~puns quotes by
The story I am writing exists, written in absolutely perfect fashion, some place, in the air. All I must do is find it, and copy it.
~motivational quotes about Writing sayings by Jules Renard, Diary, February 1895
Judgements prevent us from seeing the good that lies beyond appearances.
~puns sayings by Dr. Wayne W. Dyer
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