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I am not against golf, since I cannot but suspect it keeps armies of the unworthy from discovering trout...
~golf quotes by Paul O'Neil
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.
~inspirational sayings about Taxes quotes by Will Rogers
Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.
~golf quotes by Author Unknown
Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
~famous quotes about Golf by Bob Hope
In baseball you hit your home run over the right-field fence, the left-field fence, the center-field fence. Nobody cares. In golf everything has got to be right over second base.
~golf sayings by Ken Harrelson
These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.
~golf quotes by Sam Snead
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
~inspirational sayings about Golf quotes by John Updike
Taxation, for example, is eternally lively; it concerns nine-tenths of us more directly than either smallpox or golf, and has just as much drama in it; moreover, it has been mellowed and made gay by as many gaudy, preposterous theories.
~golf quotes by H.L. Mencken
Find a man with both feet firmly on the ground and you've found a man about to make a difficult putt.
~famous quotes about Golf by Fletcher Knebel
It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
~golf sayings by Hank Aaron, 1971
Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass.
~golf quotes by Bob Hope
Swinging at daisies is like playing electric guitar with a tennis racket: if it were that easy, we could all be Jerry Garcia. The ball changes everything.
~inspirational sayings about Golf quotes by Michael Bamberger
But you don't have to go up in the stands and play your foul balls. I do.
~golf quotes by Sam Snead, to Ted Williams, arguing which was more difficult, to hit a moving baseball or a stationa
One almost expects one of the players to peer into the monitor and politely request viewers to refrain from munching so loudly on cheese and crackers while the golfers are trying to reach the greens.
~famous quotes about Golf by Pete Alfano
Playing the game I have learned the meaning of humility. It has given me an understanding of futility of the human effort.
~golf sayings by Abba Eban
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
~golf quotes by H.G. Wells
College football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.
~good sayings about American football by Elbert Hubbard
If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average.
~golf quotes by M.H. Alderson
Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience.
~motivational quotes about Genius sayings by George-Louis de Buffon
When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?
~golf sayings by G.K. Chesterton
Those who think they have not time for bodily exercise will sooner or later have to find time for illness.
~golf quotes by Edward Stanley
The desolation and terror of, for the first time, realizing that the mother can lose you, or you her, and your own abysmal loneliness and helplessness without her.
~good sayings about Mothers by Francis Thompson
The exquisite sight, sound, and smell of wilderness is many times more powerful if it is earned through physical achievement, if it comes at the end of a long and fatiguing trip for which vigorous good health is necessary. Practically speaking, this means that no one should be able to enter a wilderness by mechanical means.
~golf quotes by Garrett Hardin, The Ecologist, February 1974
The sound of a car door opening in front of you is similar to the sound of a gun being cocked.
~motivational quotes about Bicycling sayings by Amy Webster
In all science, error precedes the truth, and it is better it should go first than last.
~golf sayings by Hugh Walpole
The church is the great lost and found department.
~golf quotes by Robert Short
In reality, hope is the worst of all evils, because it prolongs man's torments.
~good sayings about Hope by Friedrich Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human, 1878
It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class.
~golf quotes by Author Unknown
The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion.
~motivational quotes about Censorship sayings by Henry Steele Commager
Perhaps history is a thing that would stop happening if God held His breath, or could be imagined as turning away to think of something else.
~golf sayings by Herbert Butterfield, Christianity and History
Without this ridiculous vanity that takes the form of self-display, and is part of everything and everyone, we would see nothing, and nothing would exist.
~golf quotes by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin
Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind"Pooh!" he whispered"Yes, Piglet?" "Nothing," said Piglet, taking Pooh's paw"I just wanted to be sure of you."
~good sayings about For a Friend by A.A. Milne
How fair is a garden amid the trials and passions of existence.
~golf quotes by Benjamin Disraeli
The devil’s favorite tool is tricking people to put things off. Outsmart him, DO IT NOW.
~motivational quotes about Growth sayings by
I got a postcard from my gynecologistIt said, "Did you know it's time for your annual check-up?" No, but now my mailman does
~golf sayings by Cathy Ladman
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