Free football sayings, quotes and quotations
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
~football sayings by Erma Bombeck
Television is not the Truth. Television is god-damned amusement park. Television is a circus, a carnival, a traveling troupe of acrobats, storytellers, dancers, singers, jugglers, sideshow freaks, lion tamers and football players. We're in the boredom killing business.
~inspirational sayings about Television quotes by Paddy Chayevsky
What about football? Is it a sport or a concussion?
~football quotes by Jim Murray, Los Angeles Times
Football is not a game but a religion, a metaphysical island of fundamental truth in a highly verbalized, disguised society, a throwback of 30,000 generations of anthropological time.
~famous quotes about American football by Arnold Mandell
Beer and Rugby are more or less synonymous.
~football sayings by Chris Laidlaw, 1973
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
~football sayings by Fran Lebowitz
The sport of choice for the urban poor is basketball. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling. The sport of choice for front-line workers is football. The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball. The sport of choice for middle management is tennis. The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf. Conclusion: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
~inspirational sayings about Golf quotes by Author Unknown
I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right
~football quotes by Lee Hendrie
The Game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears and score your points when you get the opportunity
~famous quotes about Attitude by
Rugby football is a game I can't claim absolutely to understand in all its niceties, if you know what I mean. I can follow the broad, general principles, of course. I mean to say, I know that the main scheme is to work the ball down the field somehow and deposit it over the line at the other end and that, in order to squalch this programme, each side is allowed to put in a certain amount of assault and battery and do things to its fellowman which, if done elsewhere, would result in fourteen days without the option, coupled with some strong remarks from the Bench.
~football sayings by P.G. Wodehouse, Very Good, Jeeves, 1930
Men are clinging to football on a level we aren't even aware of. For centuries, we ruled everything, and now, in the last ten minutes, there are all these incursions by women. It's our Alamo.
~football sayings by Tony Kornheiser
At the base of it was the urge, if you wanted to play football, to knock someone down, that was what the sport was all about, the will to win closely linked with contact.
~inspirational sayings about American football quotes by George Plimpton
I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock
~football quotes by Barry Venison
There isn't a single professional sports season now that doesn't go on at least a month too long. Baseball starts in football weather, and football in baseball weather, and basketball overlaps them both.
~famous quotes about Sports by James Reston
Football is like life, it requires perseverance, self-denial, hard work sacrifice, dedication and respect for authority
~football sayings by Vince Lombardi
Every man prefers belief to the exercise of judgment.
~football sayings by Seneca
We have all taken risks in the making of war. Isn't it time that we should take risks to secure peace?
~good sayings about Peace by J. Ramsay MacDonald
You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again.
~football quotes by Bonnie Prudden
God writes the gospel not in the Bible alone, but on trees and flowers and clouds and stars.
~motivational quotes about Nature sayings by Martin Luther
A fraternity is the antithesis of fraternity. The first... is predicated on the idea of exclusion; the second (that is, the abstract thing) is based on a feeling of total equality.
~football sayings by E.B. White, One Man's Meat, 1944
There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered.
~football sayings by Nelson Mandela
If cheerleading got any easier, it would be called football.
~good sayings about Cheerleading by Author Unknown
I am woman! I am invincible! I am pooped!
~football quotes by Author Unknown
Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude
~motivational quotes about Thanksgiving Day sayings by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
It's weird that photographers spend years or even a whole lifetime, trying to capture moments that added together, don't even amount to a couple of hours.
~football sayings by James Lalropui Keivom
Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all.
~football sayings by John F. Kennedy
We are always getting ready to live but never living.
~good sayings about Living by Ralph Waldo Emerson
Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.
~football quotes by Robert Brault
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.
~motivational quotes about Celebrity sayings by Mark Twain
God has entrusted me with myself.
~football sayings by Epictetus
I can understand people simply fleeing the mountainous effort Christmas has become... but there are always a few saving graces and finally they make up for all the bother and distress
~football sayings by May Sarton
In my garden there is a large place for sentiment. My garden of flowers is also my garden of thoughts and dreams. The thoughts grow as freely as the flowers, and the dreams are as beautiful.
~good sayings about Gardens by Abram L. Urban
I have heard that nothing gives an Author so great Pleasure, as to find his Works respectfully quoted by other learned Authors.
~football quotes by Benjamin Franklin, Preface, Poor Richard Improved, wording verified by Respectfully Quoted
I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller.
~motivational quotes about Tattoos sayings by Steven Wright
There's more to the truth than just the facts.
~football sayings by Author Unknown
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