Free babies sayings, quotes and quotations
Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud snort noises.) I don't know why parents don't do this more often. Usually it makes the kid laugh. Sometimes it sends him into shock. Either way it quiets him down. If you're a parent, acting like a rhino has another advantage. Keep it up until the kid is a teenager and he definitely won't have his friends hanging around your house all the time.
~famous babies by P.J. O'Rourke
You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
~inspirational sayings about Women quotes by Dave Barry, Things That It Took Me 50 Years to Learn
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby
~babies quotes by Natalie Wood
Wives of ballplayers, when they teach their children their prayers, should instruct them how to say: God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Babe Ruth. Babe Ruth has upped Daddy's paycheck by fifteen to forty percent.
~famous quotes about Baseball by Waite Hoyt
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories
~babies sayings by John Wilmot
Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science.
~famous babies by Henry David Thoreau
The typical gambler might not really understand the probabilistic nuances of the wheel or the dice, but such things seem a bit more tractable than, say, trying to raise a child in this lunatic society of ours.
~inspirational sayings about Gambling quotes by Arthur S. Reber, The New Gambler's Bible
Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at batThen fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's moundPut first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three togetherOf course, in case of rain, you gott
~babies quotes by Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968
Nations have recently been led to borrow billions for war; no nation has ever borrowed largely for education. Probably, no nation is rich enough to pay for both war and civilization. We must make our choice; we cannot have both.
~famous quotes about Education by Abraham Flexner
No cowboy was ever faster on the draw than a grandparent pulling a baby picture out of a wallet.
~babies sayings by Author Unknown
Babies are always more trouble than you thought - and more wonderful.
~famous babies by Charles Osgood
Our siblings push buttons that cast us in roles we felt sure we had let go of long ago - the baby, the peacekeeper, the caretaker, the avoider.... It doesn't seem to matter how much time has elapsed or how far we've traveled.
~inspirational sayings about Brothers quotes by Jane Mersky Leder
If it isn't a baby, then you aren't pregnant, so what are you aborting?
~babies quotes by Author Unknown
Give us this day our daily bread is probably the most perfectly constructed and useful sentence ever set down in the English language.
~famous quotes about Prayer by P.J. Wingate
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one
~babies sayings by Leo J. Burke
Without philosophy, history seems to me to be deaf and dumb.
~famous babies by Ferdinand Baur, Symbolik und Mythologic
When a machine begins to run without human aid, it is time to scrap it - whether it be a factory or a government.
~good sayings about Government by Alexander Chase, Perspectives, 1966
I believe if I should die, and you were to walk near my grave, from the very depths of the earth I would hear your footsteps.
~babies quotes by Benito Perez Galdos
Let every man and woman count himself immortalLet him catch the revelation of Jesus in his resurrectionLet him say not merely, "Christ is risen," but "I shall rise."
~motivational quotes about Easter sayings by Phillips Brooks
Is life not a hundred times too short for us to stifle ourselves.
~babies sayings by Friedrich Nietzsche
Give me the life of the boy whose mother is nurse, seamstress, washerwoman, cook, teacher, angel, and saint, all in one, and whose father is guide, exemplar, and friend. No servants to come between. These are the boys who are born to the best fortune.
~famous babies by Andrew Carnegie
No government has the right to tell its citizens when or whom to love. The only queer people are those who don't love anybody.
~good sayings about Homosexuality by Rita Mae Brown, speech, 28 August 1982
We are too busy mopping the floor to turn off the faucet.
~babies quotes by Author Unknown
The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back.
~motivational quotes about Adversity sayings by Author Unknown
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
~babies sayings by Will Durant
Like an old gold-panning prospector, you must resign yourself to digging up a lot of sand from which you will later patiently wash out a few minute particles of gold ore.
~famous babies by Dorothy Bryant
A father is always making his baby into a little womanAnd when she is a woman he turns her back again
~good sayings about Fathers Day by Enid Bagnold
Self confidence is the key to the universe
~babies quotes by Carrol Wrackley
History is nothing but a problem of mechanics applied to psychology.
~motivational quotes about History sayings by Hippolyte Taine
Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
~babies sayings by George Ade
He who travels in search of something which he has not got, travels away from himself and grows old even in youth among old things.
~famous babies by Ralph Waldo Emerson, Self-Reliance
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work
~good sayings about Worry by Robert Frost
A man will turn over half a library to make one book.
~babies quotes by Samuel Johnson
Luck never gives; it only lends.
~motivational quotes about Luck sayings by Swedish Proverb
It's hard enough to be taken seriously in the struggle for gay rights without having a bunch of straight girls running around kissing each other to get the attention of boys and videocameras.
~babies sayings by M. Robin D'Antan, 2002
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